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Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle.
http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog”
Well connected – i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That’s why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females – on fire like foxes
i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
Duration : 0:2:19
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November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
this is great. i …
this is great. i liked the wiki slayer at the end. bcuz it kinda does suck that the first search is wiki and its forbidden reference for college.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Now for something …
Now for something different
Shop Best Buy in NYC & see why Apple is superior to Microsoft regarding the operating system browser & sound. Oh the imac 27 # makes me dance when I hear Lady GaGa & so much more on youtube & itunes & yahoo videos.
Buy Apple Computer & yahoo & dump Google &Microsoft.
To Steve Jobs again, you are so innovative & its fantastic to have you place apple specialists at Best Buy also.
Eddie is worth ten stars in a five star system.
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November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Google is great
Google is great
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
btu it stil sucks
btu it stil sucks
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
goog rocks but guys …
goog rocks but guys do NEVER get crawler it sucks
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
google is better by …
google is better by a mile
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
i want that blue …
i want that blue butterfly costume
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
M . S. N …
M . S. N RAPPPPPPEDDDDDDD google
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
new msn hack …
new msn hack released just leaked ! GET IN BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
/watch?v=XBlZaq0PSFo
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Google.
Google.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
google is the best
…
google is the best
and btw facebook was soo much better before its getting worse every month i dont know how much more i can get
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
LOL soo randomm
LOL soo randomm
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
hahahaha that cool …
hahahaha that cool very funny
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Epic… can’t fight …
Epic… can’t fight Google u know, biggest search engine EV3R!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Hahahahah this is …
Hahahahah this is hilarious!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
The Illuminati= …
The Illuminati=reptilian kin aka bluebloods, jinn, naga, demons, Pokemon, vampires, Rothschilds, Rockefellars, Windsors etc that rule secret societies like Freemasonry. Their agenda: force TOXIC swine flu vaccines on many, WW3, implement interenet 2 & Codex Alimentarius then stage an alien invasion to get a fascist world government with us chipped. Support Stewart Swerdlow, Dr Deagle, Oracle Broadcasting, free-energy technology and gardeners/farmers!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Google what the …
Google what the is wrong with you
read the comments now at youtube Jeff Fisher addresses the world part one
Do not mess with me ever.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
masn just owned …
masn just owned google
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
GOOGLE FTW!!!
GOOGLE FTW!!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
of course the black …
of course the black guy is going to win in this rap battle MSN rap was good but i like google search better than msn
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Segway!
Segway!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
He bought YouTube …
He bought YouTube for 2 Billion Bucks, He bought YouTube, The Search Sucks.
Made my day. Google is the best search engine for me but MSN was the better rapper in this rap battle.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
your users theyll …
your users theyll soon be leavin ya.. coz ur search results say ’search wikipedia’
OUFFF dat bar merked him off.
LOOOOOOLL.. diss is soo lame.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
I like Google …
I like Google search better buy I think MSN rapped better in this.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 am
google of curse …
google of curse Microsoft (msn massager) is sucks